About This Gig

For $5 dollars, I, Fake Patrick Stewart, will do a voice-over recording for you, saying anything you like. These can be up to 50 WORDS in length ($5/50 words). Excellent for voicemails, pranks, what have you. If you're a Trek or X-Men nerd, I think you'll like this! Just send along the script with your order and I'll...make it so. Yeah, I said it.

IMPORTANT: Because this is an impression of an actual person, I cannot endorse products or services using the voice. This includes any and all advertising for business or individuals, or any other COMMERCIAL use.

As there has been some confusion regarding what constitutes commercial use, here are some examples:

Things I CAN'T do in this voice: Business voicemails, any kind of advertising, any dialog that mentions a real business

Things I CAN do in this voice: Prank or parody voicemails for individuals, birthday or holiday messages to friends, Star Trek or X-Men parody scripts

I hope that helps!