I will record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice

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Impression was spot-on.
Reviewed by rshiver 7 days ago
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Outstanding Experience!
Reviewed by thesteve 3 months ago
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Amazing vocalist who went an extra step and made sure I got what I needed to make a perfect project. Highly recommended, great quality file.
Reviewed by poisonapplemxs 4 months ago
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PERFECT!!!! Thank you so much Catty! :) All the best
Reviewed by aprilhardy 5 months ago
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The revision I requested was done in a very timely manner, and the result entirely satisfactory. It will make a great prank on my friend.
Reviewed by wingandprayer85 5 months ago
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Fabulous!!! Thank you so so much!
Reviewed by burwashrules 5 months ago
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Fantastic impression and I now feel part of star fleet. Thank you so much.
Reviewed by marcbell 6 months ago
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A+ Work and an absolute pleasure to work with! Thanks so much for your help! :)
Reviewed by allthingschris3 6 months ago
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A+ Work and an absolute pleasure to work with! Thanks so much for your help! :)
Reviewed by allthingschris3 6 months ago
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Exactly what I was looking for. Perfect!
Reviewed by kps918 7 months ago
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Love it.
Reviewed by marksquires606 10 months ago
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Very prompt service and a superb Patrick Stewart voice. Well impressed that it took less than 24 hours.
Reviewed by sassiezane 10 months ago
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OUTSTANDING!! Super fast, wonderful performance! I'll buy from you again and again!
Reviewed by thomaschavez about 1 year ago
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Uncandiedvalley delivered me a high quality product with great production value for a student project. He went above and beyond what I asked for. True professional!
Reviewed by fever812 over 1 year ago
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Simply amazing! My warmest recommendations to everyone out there. You will not be able to find someone better for this voice impression!
Reviewed by auctorlucan over 1 year ago
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Holy crap, this is such a spot on voice acting. I would have believed it was literally patrick stewert.
Reviewed by joerossetti over 1 year ago
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Perfect perfect perfect...he sent me exactly what I needed in a matter of hours (and I ordered late at night)
Reviewed by eggie212 over 1 year ago
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record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice
record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice

About This Gig

For $5 dollars, I, Fake Patrick Stewart, will do a voice-over recording for you, saying anything you like. These can be up to 50 WORDS in length ($5/50 words). Excellent for voicemails, pranks, what have you. If you're a Trek or X-Men nerd, I think you'll like this! Just send along the script with your order and I'll...make it so. Yeah, I said it.

IMPORTANT: Because this is an impression of an actual person, I cannot endorse products or services using the voice. This includes any and all advertising for business or individuals, or any other COMMERCIAL use.

As there has been some confusion regarding what constitutes commercial use, here are some examples:

Things I CAN'T do in this voice: Business voicemails, any kind of advertising, any dialog that mentions a real business

Things I CAN do in this voice: Prank or parody voicemails for individuals, birthday or holiday messages to friends, Star Trek or X-Men parody scripts

I hope that helps!