I will write any haiku about anyone or anything for $5

/ 1 Days On Average
write any haiku about anyone or anything
write any haiku about anyone or anything

About This Gig

Haiku is a very short form of Japanese poetry typically characterized by three qualities: The essence of haiku is "cutting" (kiru).[citation needed] This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas[citation needed] and a kireji ("cutting word") between them, a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colours the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related. Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively. [1] Any one of the three phrases may end with the kireji. [2] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables, [3] this is inaccurate as syllables and on are not the same. A kigo (seasonal reference), usually drawn from a saijiki, an extensive but defined list of such words. Examples: grandmother haiku old run down railing Old set of slippery stairs oh no broke my hip skinny people The boy ate and ate why was the boy so skiny? He had a tapeworm Caveman The caveman found fire All of the caveman have died Ha not so cool now Philosophy A wise man once said Winners usually win but When they don't they lose