I will take a picture of a lawn flamingo in strange situations for $5

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take a picture of a lawn flamingo in strange situations
take a picture of a lawn flamingo in strange situations

About This Gig

I have lawn flamingos, a camera, editing skills, and a lot of free time.
What's greater or more random than a lawn flamingo?!?!?
That was rhetorical, but I'll answer for you anyway: NOTHING.
SO go ahead and get in contact with me - I will be happy to provide a little amusement using my (plastic) feathered friends.