I will write you 10 funny tweets related to parenting. Below are a few samples of my work:
Statistically the odds of your child giving u the correct foot when putting on their shoes is 50% But my experience shows its closer to 10%
At what age do kids playing in the snow equate kids playing in the snow, instead of just kids ordering dad to build different things?
Not sure what the opposite of a Humblebrag is but my daughter showing off her new, very own lice comb has got to be it.
Just finished wrestling with my daughter, which is actually 1% wrestling & 99% trying not to get kicked in the nuts.