I will write10 funny Tweets related to Parenting

write10 funny Tweets related to Parenting

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I will write you 10 funny tweets related to parenting.  Below are a few samples of my work:

Statistically the odds of your child giving u the correct foot when putting on their shoes is 50% But my experience shows its closer to 10%

At what age do kids playing in the snow equate kids playing in the snow, instead of just kids ordering dad to build different things?

Not sure what the opposite of a Humblebrag is but my daughter showing off her new, very own lice comb has got to be it.

Just finished wrestling with my daughter, which is actually 1% wrestling & 99% trying not to get kicked in the nuts.