Is your cat a feline superhero but his secret identity is a bit dull?
We are here for you!
Did you know that it's been scientifically proven that cats with awesome names go further in life than their boringly-named counterparts? It's true!* We swear!**
In all seriousness, fun cat names are terrific! We can base your cat's name on their purr-sonality, their interests, or your personality and interests. Even if your cat already has a name, but wants to be the Superman of Cats (sorry, that name's in use by a Calico from Kansas***), we will give him or her a PAWsome name that will make all other mundane cats jealous!
We can also name dogs, rabbits, iguanas, dwarf hamsters****, rainbow fish, and other oddly specific members of your family.
For an extra $5, we will create a backstory for your fur-ever friend, up to and including how they fought the Balrog in the Mines of Moria, to get the name of Snugglekins the White (formerly Snugglekins the Grey)*****.
**No we don't
***We just made up that cat
****If you happen to have 7 dwarf hamsters, you already know their names
*****We are sorry for epic naming battles