I will analyze your PERSONAL profile using Tarot for $5


About This Gig

Wondering what the cards have to say about YOU? Maybe you even need insight into someone that you know? As an ordained minister, I can show you what's missing from the typical tarot experience. I will use Astrology and Qabalah to look at the circumstances of your birth and reveal to you things that you need to know about yourself to make this a great year.


  • A full-color, print-ready PDF recreation of your custom spread.
  • Detailed astrological and qabalistic information about each card, focused on details specific to YOU.
  • My personalized interpretation of your spread in plain English.


NOTICE: Your 100% confidentiality is important to me and I never give client information to third parties. A tarot reading is not a replacement for professional medical, legal, or financial advice.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Will you use physical cards when you perform my reading?
    I always use my personal decks when I perform readings. The PDF’s that I make specially for each reading allow me to include all sorts of information for your records that wouldn’t be included in a simple photograph of a spread. I also "cleanse" my decks thoroughly between readings.
  • Do you use “reversed” (upside-down) cards in your spreads?
    I don’t use reversed cards in my readings as I believe that they aren’t necessary. All the “reversed” tendencies, both positive and negative, are inherent in each card either way. It’s my responsibility as an experienced reader to make my clients aware of them whenever it’s appropriate!
  • What if I have a question that isn’t answered in this FAQ or the Gig description?
    I’m happy to clarify anything about my approach to tarot to anyone who asks. Simply send me a message and we’ll start the conversation!