- publish it
- read it on the toilet
- print it out and read it on the toilet (if you don't have an ipad)
- claim full rights to the article (that means that you can brag to your girlfriend that you wrote it, publish it on your blog or lock it in a safe and forbid anyone to ever see it)
Article will of course pass copyscape, grammarly, turnitin ...
I understand basic SEO terms, can write on pretty much any topic and have low morals. That means that penis pills, payday loans and gambling goes.