I will produce a 30 second professional audio ad

produce a 30 second professional audio ad
produce a 30 second professional audio ad

About This Gig

Don't screw around with boring ads or amateur goofs.  Get a professional audio ad recorded and produced for a measly $5!  Throw in another $15 and we'll even write the ad for you.  30 seconds is about 50 words, so write your copy or have us do it.  We can do 60 second ads too!  Hell, we can even do 5 minute segments, half hour podcasts and more!  Just ask.

We are a specialty consultancy who likes to show off what we can do in no time for almost no money.  Let us provide you with the benefits of our decades of audio production, radio, and sound engineering experience for mere peanuts.

Have us record your radio ad, love letter, haiku, poem, or whatever for 30 whole seconds for a paltry $5!  Or get us to do some custom work for you.  We can write, read, record, and market just about anything for you.

Hurry up!  When our wives find out how little we're charging, we're going to have to stop running this deal, strap on our ties, and go get real jobs.  Yuck!

Order Details

30 second audio dynamite!

We will record and professionally engineer a full 30 second voice ad based on your copy

  • Up to 50 Words
  • HQ Audio File
  • Commercial Use
  • Background Music
2 days delivery 1 Revision