I'll be that stranger for you. For just $5, I'll be the outlet you pour out your frustrations to, I'll be the passer-by who arrives at just the right moment to offer you the seemingly random but genuinely relevant advice to your life, your current situation. And hopefully, I can lighten the load on your shoulders, friend.
My job will just be to listen -- nothing will be off limits. Think of it as a kind of confession, just as good for your soul as the other. It's good for your mentality, too, however, to keep it in a constant state of cleanliness.
I will submit the email address to send your rants and stories to upon transaction completion.
With this package, I offer to lend an ear to your deepest, darkest frustrations, fears and woes.