These jokes have been collected over a number of years especially for this book, each joke has been hand picked for this book, you wont find any bad jokes here!
A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".
Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.
Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 'What's the quickest way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.