I will audit and fix your kubernetes, helm, or gitops
Senior Engineer, AI Voice Agents, LLM Integration and Production Backends
About this Gig
Your cluster works until it doesn't, and nobody's sure why.
Pods restarting for no obvious reason. Deploys that succeed but don't take effect. A Helm chart someone wrote two years ago that nobody wants to touch. It runs, mostly, and everyone's quietly hoping nothing changes.
I audit what you have and tell you what's actually wrong in writing, ranked by how likely it is to hurt you.
What I look at
- Manifests and Helm charts
- Resource requests and limits
- Liveness and readiness probes: the ones that lie are worse than none
- RBAC, secrets, network policies
- Whether your rollouts actually roll back
Eleven years building production systems, including Kubernetes on AWS and GCP for platforms serving over a million customers. I run a bare-metal cluster at home with the same tools.
Message me before ordering so I can quote accurately.
Tools:
Kubernetes
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Docker
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Amazon EKS
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Google Kubernetes Engine
Frameworks:
Npm
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Terraform
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Pulumi
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Ansible
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Puppet
Programming language:
Bash
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Go
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Java
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JavaScript
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PHP
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Python
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Golang
Expertise:
Migration
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Debugging
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Configuration
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FAQ
What do you need from me?
Your manifests or Helm charts, and read-only cluster access, if possible. If you can't share access, I'll send you a few kubectl commands and work from the output.
Managed or self-hosted?
Both. EKS, GKE, AKS, and bare metal. I run my own cluster on Proxmox.
What if the audit finds more than the package covers?
You still get every finding. If fixing it is bigger than the package, I'll tell you and quote separately rather than rush it.
Can you work without production access?
Yes. Most of what matters is visible in the manifests and chart definitions.

