I will send you a list of interesting pun, wordplay, punchline

In this Gig:
I will share with you some of those dope lines i have come across. Some of these lines just steal your attention, sometimes, heavy punchlines or perfect wordplay's doesn't have to be intelligent, maybe just funny.
Who is this Gig for:

• people who find it fun to broaden their IQ(by solving simple wordplay puzzles)
• people who seems confident enough to chip in some puns in an informal conversation
• people who sometimes compete with their peer for wordplay in a rap competition or similar.
• master of ceremonies

Here are some of the wordplay/puns/punchline you will find in this Gig:

• Your past man wasn't fresh do you say yes? his ugliness was the height Ape Ex(Apex)
• They're short of words like torn pages of a dictionary
• Knowledge is power and that power made me a Hero, so if knowledge is power you energy level is zero,
  
• If you try to talk absurd my school of thought would riot you
• My life is beautiful; that's something you should wank on

Note:

• The file would be sent to you in pdf format
• if for any reason you are not satisfied, well there's a 100% money back guarantee
• I might decipher 2 lines to my best understanding if you request for it