I will probably make fun of you for $5

probably make fun of you
probably make fun of you
probably make fun of you
probably make fun of you
probably make fun of you
probably make fun of you

About This Gig

Tired of being flattered, beautified and sucked up to by other artists? Well look no further as I'll gladly take you down a peg if I so choose to. Occasionally I'll actually want to attempt making something nice but this is entirely on a whim. If you'd like me to actually focus on one or the other be sure to let me know!

For your payment you'll receive one fall-to-your-knees-and-weep inspiring digital image of yourself shaded and possibly even colored with some crayons. Images are are created to either 10"x8" or 8"x10" size.

As a free bonus I will take a shot of either tequila, bourbon, scotch or whatever else may be in reach before starting! All for your benefit of course.

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