Tired of being flattered, beautified and sucked up to by other artists? Well look no further as I'll gladly take you down a peg if I so choose to. Occasionally I'll actually want to attempt making something nice but this is entirely on a whim. If you'd like me to actually focus on one or the other be sure to let me know!
For your payment you'll receive one fall-to-your-knees-and-weep inspiring digital image of yourself shaded and possibly even colored with some crayons. Images are are created to either 10"x8" or 8"x10" size.
As a free bonus I will take a shot of either tequila, bourbon, scotch or whatever else may be in reach before starting! All for your benefit of course.