The problem with today's society; people need to be more generous. For example, giving people food, water or money, and not expecting anything in return.
This gig can help you accomplish part of that. Simply buy, and get nothing in return. But it's not a waste of money, it's generosity.
You'll be amazed at how people treat you once they find out how nice and giving you are. Not to mention how you'll feel for your amazing act of kindness.
Don't be a jerk; be generous! Order my gig now, and start spreading the word of your generosity!