I will record shitpost vocals for your instrumental

I'll perform vocals to an instrumental of your choosing in an unprofessional way. It won't be the worst thing you've ever heard but certainly not the best either.

I am not a trained vocal performer or music producer!!

I am also not the best songwriter but will do my best to do so if wished for, though I prefer a prewritten set of Lines/Words as well as a description on how you want me to perform them.

No AI will be used in the writing or performing of any of my services!

Note that I will NOT be mixing and/or mastering my vocals. Trust me. You don't want me to either.