I will write you a joke for $5

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write you a joke
write you a joke

About This Gig

For five bucks, I will write you a joke. You can give me a specific topic to make the joke about, or you can just buy a random joke that you have never before heard in your life. By the way, I'm a comedic genius so every joke that I write will be pure gold.