Other people might offer slight whisperings or nominal vocalizations into shrubberies, but I go one step beyond. I will yell your name the loudest anyone has ever yelled it, and it will be into a bush. Any extras (such as phrases or other oddities) can be covered with an extra 5 dollars. My services are so amazing, that price is a steal. A steal, I say.
The base gig is a 30 second video of prolonged screaming of your name into a bush. Sadly, the bush cannot be customized. However, tone of voice can be altered upon request.
Let's work together to have me scream your name into a bush!