I will write you a handwritten letter

I'll take what you've typed out and hand-write it for you. I'm an English major who loves grammar and spelling, so I'll be sure to proofread your content and get the letter exactly as you want it! Then I'll place it in the mail and get it shipped off!

For some reason, my cursive never stuck. My wife actually makes fun of my signature when I sign the dinner check. The options, therefore, are for the letter to be written in either 1) my standard penmanship or 2) my writing in all capital letters. Just let me know once we get communicating!

Thank you very much for stopping by and reading about my gig! I hope to be working with you soon.

Often heard statements for your reading pleasure/ for fun...

• "It looks like a typewriter typed that!"

• "You should create a font from your handwriting."

• "That's... your handwriting?! It looks printed."

• "Has anyone ever said how good your handwriting is?"