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And Give Up Show Business?

A young circus clown took offense

When his friends said his job made no sense. 

True the glory was fading

And the work quite degrading

But he found the sex often in tents

Petite Lucy

Petite Lucy well known for her chastity

Was known to reply with alacrity

It’s no sense of ire

Or lack of desire

It’s more of a case of capacity

Alas, Alaska

To Alaska there once moved an idiot

Quite lacking in sexual experience

So he built a sex igloo 

Where he banged a few caribou 

And the local girls? Some were quite Inuit!

Uncensered 

A clumsy young priest out of Kent

At his church service, hardly commenced 

In an accident horrible

Tripped over his thurible

And discovered himself quite incensed.