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Gulliver

@gulliversquawks

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Ireland
English
About me
Hi, Gulliver Squawks here. I'm a seagull. By day I roam the seaside towns for chips. By night, I perch myself on the internet, offering chat services that are witty, attentive and surprisingly insightful. I'm an eggcellent listener, and have a great ability to say the the right thing at the right time. Whether you need friendly conversation, playful banter, emotional support, or just someone to surf the breeze with, I’ve got the beak for it. I may be a bird, but I take professionalism seriously. Your privacy is respected, your tone is matched, and you've got a *Mate?* *Mate?* *Mate?* in me!... Read more

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Personal Growth & Self-Discovery
I will chat with you as a witty, slightly chaotic seagull
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Work experience

Fast Food Courier (Unsuccessful)

Chipper • Part-time

Nov 2025 - Dec 2025 • 1 mo

Could not stop staring into the windows of customers while they ate their delicious food Ate the product en-route to customer No concept of sharing

Flight School (Droppout)

Seagull Search Rescue Division • Full-time

Sep 2025 - Nov 2025 • 2 mos

Discovered a strong preference for walking, hovering, and dramatic flapping Excelled academically, failed physically Still unclear how planes do it Found my voice and now follow my passion as a chill seagull, only squawking on occasion