I will write whatever needs to be written

I will write anything from love stories to action filled adventures featuring platypuses. I'm not actually sure what the plural of platypus is. Platypi? Whatever that's not relevant. I would prefer to write humorous pieces, but I will write almost anything. My work will be revised until you find it acceptable before payment. Disregard the maximum days to completion. Completion time will be determined by the length of the piece.