John

@johnny_crm121

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About me

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic. Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time. I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see. Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race. She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade. Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini. Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe. I am my aunt's sister's daughter. Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso.... Read more

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