I will write a passive aggressive letter or email

To those whom seek such a service, has that Karen pissed you off enough to finally warrant a response? Did you boss continue to heckle you even though you clearly sent boundaries? Has your significant other forgotten something for the umpteenth time? Does your parents continue to nag? These and many other scenarios can always do well with a simply put passive aggressive letter, note, card, email, text, or other such variants of words. Do you know what you want to say but can't seem to get it out? Don't worry, as a woman who grew up in a household of sarcasm and passive aggressive responses I have mastered the art and am willing to share it with you for a price. Due to sarcasm being my life blood, I have been honing this skill for a majority of my life, and want to gift it to others who might be needing such an outlet. If you have an idea you want to share with me that needs that extra 'umph' to portray exactly that you mean, come talk and let me see what I can do for you! I will write what you want me to, but I don't guarantee any specific results, you know what they say, expect the unexpected, especially when writing passive aggressive letter. <3