I will grant you permission to sleep for $5

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About This Gig

I, Princess Lea, shall command my human minions to use your inferior technology (my personal i-message or e-mail rectangle) to either:
1) wish/grant you or your friends a good night
or
2) deliver a message of your choice in a royally manner

My royal picture will be attached as a proof that this is indeed Lea the princess from galaxy "Milky Way".