I will write you a short story based on a pic

Perhaps you are bored, and you want to hear a fantastical story?

I once had a stranger send me a picture of a gingerbread princess, and I devised a few paragraphs telling of the apocalyptic flood of milk that decimated her people and brought her kind ruin, and that their prayers saved them by bringing forth a Giant Gingerbread Man.

I once got sent a blank picture for a challenge, and still found a way to include the old Greek invention that was kind of a computer, and their gods.

I tell my friends every day that birds aren't real, and find new ways to annoy them.

I can write anything. For a small price. Just ask.