I will write a Song about anything for $5

/ 14 Days On Average
write a Song about anything
write a Song about anything

About This Gig

I will write a song for 5$ for anyone who wants it. You do not have to give me credit, you can call it yours.You can sing it . You can become a hit on youtube and not give me another cent. It only cost 5 dollars. I am great at writing songs.