I will write your comedy script

You have everything you need, the director, the actors, the camera; you even have things that you're not sure that you need like a producer and a growing sense of dread that your artistic sensibilities will never be accepted by the masses.

All you're missing is the script and now you want a non professional (cannot stress that enough) writer to write the script for 5 dollars.

Well have no fear, niche buyer, I am…available for script writing.

Doesn't matter if you have a comprehensive outline or the seed of an idea as long as you have 5 dollars and a willingness to scrape the bottom of the barrel then I'm your guy.

Anyway if you need it sooner than the listed time, let me know and I'll see what I can do.

Final notes

-Please message me before ordering so I can make sure I'm write (Full Disclosure: this was a typo that I just decided to roll with) for your project/not drowning in a sea of regretting my unlimited revision policy

-I'm mainly a comedy guy, but I'm willing to take a stab at other genres. How am I supposed to fail if I never try? No wait, that's not right.

-I don't do prank call scripts. Sorry, that sounds harsh. BANANAS, I don't do prank call scripts.

Much better.