I will deliver bad news for you
About this Gig
You need to tell someone something they need to hear, but cannot? Struggle with social anxiety? Maybe some kind of personal relationship is causing too much stress to speak to someone face to face?
I'm your person.
Upon purchase of my service, along with a phone number of the person you need to deliver bad news to, I will call this person and deliver the bad news in a stoic and professional manner, and can take down the person's response if necessary.
Bad news can include:
- Layoffs/Firings
- Family Emergency
- Confessions
- Notice of Estrangement
Bad news does NOT include:
- Harassment
- Hate Speech
- Pranks
- Violations of Restraining/No Contact orders
Upon reception of the fee and the relevant contact info, the bad news will be delivered up to 48 hours later. If the Bad News needs to be delivered sooner, please let me know and I'll make it a higher priority.
I reserve the right to refuse orders if they appear to violate the conditions above.
FAQ
What countries can you service?
Currently this service can only accept US Phone Numbers.
Do you store the contact info?
We do not store Phone Numbers. After completion of the service, all phone numbers will be deleted.
What are the limits to my message?
We will refuse to deliver any message that comes with derogatory, hateful or malicious wording. This includes slurs or hate speech.
Is my bad news too minor/major to be delivered to your service?
Even if it is as minor as saying you lost a penny, minor bad news can be accepted for delivery. Major bad news will be discussed with the client on a case by case basis to make sure it is worded and delivered as tastefully and respectfully as possible.
