I will deliver bad news for you

United States

I speak English
An American from the west coast, with all the baggage that entails. Has thick skin and no ego, so I won't take what you say badly. Just letting you know you are important and valued.
About this Gig

You need to tell someone something they need to hear, but cannot? Struggle with social anxiety? Maybe some kind of personal relationship is causing too much stress to speak to someone face to face?


I'm your person.


Upon purchase of my service, along with a phone number of the person you need to deliver bad news to, I will call this person and deliver the bad news in a stoic and professional manner, and can take down the person's response if necessary.


Bad news can include:

  • Layoffs/Firings
  • Family Emergency
  • Confessions
  • Notice of Estrangement


Bad news does NOT include:

  • Harassment
  • Hate Speech
  • Pranks
  • Violations of Restraining/No Contact orders


Upon reception of the fee and the relevant contact info, the bad news will be delivered up to 48 hours later. If the Bad News needs to be delivered sooner, please let me know and I'll make it a higher priority.


I reserve the right to refuse orders if they appear to violate the conditions above.