I will write a 1,000 word short story

Have you ever wanted to be written into a short story? Maybe you wanted a recount of that time you and your friend totally found a diamond in the jungle? Or about the time that you probably robbed a bank? I also heard that you won first, second, AND third at the Olympics!

Hello everyone, my name is Mitch, and I'm a writer. I'm offering my creative writing services on Fiverr. Here's the deal; I'll write a 1,000 word short story about you and a friend. All I need from you is a basic description of you and your friend, and the situation. I'll take it from there. I deliver in a maximum of 2 days.