I have been writing and performing comedy for many years. I have written articles for national magazines, local newspapers, scripts, blogs, web sites, ad copy and lots more (I also do graphic design).
Because of my comedy background your copy will be funny or at least remotely clever. :)
Please check out my reviews on fiverr. I am a pro and you will be thrilled with the results.
Articles, guest blogs, web copy.
Give me your theme or intent and I'll give you 50 words of written copy...with a lunatic twist.