I will write a smart and witty print ad

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Have you noticed the lack of authenticity and coldness of the copy you've paid for lately? That's because a lot of folks who aren't writers are relying on AI to delivery copy. That's not the case here. With me, you get 100%, human-powered copy with decades of experience behind it.

I have a long history of creating print ad copy for magazines, newspapers, etc., and I can lend you my talent for far less than my agency partners charge. It will increase awareness and help drive sales. I only write copy, but I can describe or draw what the ad should look like. 

Also, if you have an ad designed that needs a better headline or copy, I can do that as well.

Please do not order if the job involves crypto or crypto-adjacent businesses. It's not a topic I enjoy or understand well.