I will write you a funny joke

I will write you a joke on any subject you wish. Request it clean or dirty and short or long. I'll cater the joke to your audience and favorite type of humor. And I assure you, I am not just going to open up the Quotationary, no no, my friends. I will put pen to paper and really let the old noodle do the walking on your behalf. I'm sure the ole' gray matter can belt out a couple of clever quips or offbeat non sequiturs. Whatever you like, it's your party!

Checkout my Gig Extras:

- I will either illustrate/provide a photo for your joke in the layout you need (web/print)

- I will write a script (up to 90-seconds) for whatever you need -- a sketch, a radio-play, a lesson, a sick joke on a frenemy.