Hallelujah, over 2000 orders on Fiverr! Praise be!
Have the Lord himself create an AWESOME HD VIDEO for you or your loved one... or, someone you hate!
Jesus can be serious and or funny! Jesus will say ANYTHING you want. Yes, even THAT, you potty-mouth!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
* Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 50 words. Or he can write one for you for $15 (see gig extras below).
* Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more gigs.
1-50 words = 1 gig
51-100 words = 2 gigs
101-150 words = 3 gigs
151-200 words = 4 gigs
201-250 words = 5 gigs
Need it TODAY? No problem! Jesus can usually deliver within the hour for $40. Message Jesus for custom RUSH ORDERS.
**TAKE NOTE: BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PRONUNCIATION!
Any words that need to be said correctly (places, people's names, etc) need to be spelled out phonetically [FOE-NET-ICK-LEE] in brackets after the word/name or attach a sound recording of it, otherwise Jesus will just say it how he thinks it's said.
If you DON'T want heavenly background music, PLEASE make that clear in the order. Otherwise it will automatically be included. The “JEEEEESUUUUS” Chorus sound effect at the beginning and end of this gig video is a $5 EXTRA.
You will get a .m4v Quicktime File.
You can download the file directly from Fiverr.com upon accepting the completed your order.
Yes, the file is optimized for all popular social media sites.
3 days, sometimes less. For an additional $20 your video will be delivered in 24 hours or less. If you need it sooner than that, just let Jesus know, he can usually deliver within the hour for an additional $40.
Yes. Starting at $25.
No, Jesus loves everyone and everyone’s script unconditionally.
Jesus will speak Spanish and English only.
Yes, contact Jesus for details.
No, your final video will not have any watermarks.
After accepting the video and leaving a review, you will be able to click the blue hyperlink to download your video directly from fiverr.com. If you are on a smartphone or tablet you might have a different way of downloading your video and Jesus recommends using a desktop or laptop to do so.