I will make a trashy promotion video with fake russian accent

Do you have a promotion message to get out or do you like to tell somebody that you're falling in love with (e.g. somewhere on OkCupid.com or Tinder)? Or do you simply like to deliver birthday greetings to family and friends? - Then let the 'Random Trasher' be your spokesperson with the charming fake bad russian accent! - Go for it!

Videos are manufactured according to chosen package:

• between 90 (ca. under 1 min) and 180 words (ca. under 2 min) on a delivery shedule of 3 - 5 days maximum

• text will be 'russified', means that a genuine bad russian accent in english will be faked
  

• if available: logo will be put into the shitty greenscreen background into the right upper corner, unfortunately no animation possible, also you can supply a background (lower half of the picture will be covered by couch), all must be in a resolution of at least 1920 x 1200 px and 96 ppi
  

• if available: website-url will be shown in a line above the lower video boarder - keep it short, up to 23 characters works best, otherwise font will be smaller to fit in the width of the video
  

• video screen resolution: 640 x 480 px in a fps-rate of 24

• delivered video format is .mp4 or .avi, standard if not specified: .mp4 (yt)