I will write silly songs for all ages

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Notes:

1. Finished product consists of a lyrics PDF -and- an example recording as an MP3 or WAV.
2. Please enter "Qty. 1" at a time on order screen.
3. Please wait until delivery before placing a new order.
4. Please message me first :).

Regarding Objectionable Material: I reserve the right to deny any material that I might find personally objectionable. This includes anti-religious material, salacious material, gore, et cetera. This isn't a complete list; please message first.

No Reseller Accounts: If you're a "middleman" or "entrepreneur" account, please look elsewhere. I prefer to work directly with the "end user" :)