I will breathe new life into dead writing

breathe new life into dead writing
breathe new life into dead writing

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  Revision of existing text to invigorate and upgrade text Revision and upgrading of text. Revision, upgrade, research and permission for commercial purposes.
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Commercial Use
Commercial Use is the use of a delivery for any business related use intended for profit.
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About This Gig

Order this gig to breathe new life into dead writing.

I am an award-winning highly experienced freelance humour writer based in Scotland. I specialise in high-quality humorous articles, blogs and eBooks.

First Warning!

This is about quality output. The quality that results from hours of careful and repeated drafting. Your mental SatNav has blown a fuse if you've pitched up here looking for copy as insubstantial as cotton candy and cheaper than a bag of Doritos. 

Some may settle for a hurriedly cobbled-together mash-up of random ideas stitched together like a cheap suit, but I believe my clients deserve better. Their five star reviews suggest they agree.

Second Warning!

Newsflash: Humour is a matter of individual taste! Despite best efforts, occasionally I can't make a connection. Here's how to order to avoid disappointment:

How to Order

  • You tell me what you want (Do Not Raise a Gig)
  • I'll send you the first 250 words of your article, free of charge
  • I'll also send you an offer for the full article
  • If you are less than 100% satisfied with any aspect of the gig you can reject the offer. 
  • If you like what you get, accept the offer and I will deliver the gig