With a standard $5 gig, I will record, as Bernie Sanders, a message of your choosing, up to 30 seconds in length.
Keep in mind that you must provide the script or add the script writing extra if you would like one created for you. Limited improvisation will be provided without the add-on.
If you prefer, I can also provide you with customized Bernie advice. Ask him about your relationships, gardening, or gambling. Whatever you want.
For longer recordings or for special events like birthday greetings, check out the extras section. I can even call your friend as Bernie Sanders begging for a vote. The choice is yours!